Oral tales
going way back into legendary time
of funkmaster heroes
spreading hereditary funk
funk lore
of funky gods and goddesses
and funky myths.
Soul Train funky rhythms
of fevered funkadelic nights
of early 80’s old school funk
after the strobe light dog days and nights of disco deejays
and be bop wops.
That funky groove
its funk-o-matic
doing the funky chicken
the Kentucky Fried Chicken
finger licking it,
funky delicious
funk dubious
the doobiest
the grooviest.
Little funky beats
and all that scratching is making me itch,
won’t Hang the DJ
if he plays that funky music white boy,
Doing the mo’ better funky
the nasty,
the freak.
with funky moves,
funky pelvic gyrations
trying to get the funky jiggy on,
like Dr. Funkenstein
funking this
funking that.
Everybody’s got the funk
everybody’s doing the funk
Just for the funk of it
one nation under a funky jam.
May the funk be with you
and whatever you do it’s got to be funky,
cause it’s a funky world,
and you got to funk
or be funked.
DONATO MARTINEZ teaches English composition, Literature, and Creative Writing at Santa Ana College. He hosts and curates a bi-annual afternoon of artistic expression with poetry, dance, and live music. These events generate large crowds and active participation. He is also a poet and writes about his barrio upbringing, his community, his culture, his bi-cultural and bilingual identities and other complexities of life. He is influenced by the sounds and pulse of the streets, people, music, and the magic of language. He has a self-published collection with three other Inland Empire poets, Tacos de Lengua. His work has been published by City Works, Eastside Rose, Acentos Review, and Ofrenda Magazine. Forthcoming publications will appear in La Raiz Magazine and The San Diego Poetry Annual. He loves the outdoors and is inspired by music, books, movies, and his children, Gabriel and Abigail.